I wrote a new piece over at The Billfold, which you can read here. It’s about school and money and clothes, and what could be better? Give it six minutes (according to Medium, that’s how long it’ll take to read) of bathroom reading time. You won’t regret it!

Also, here’s a chill tune for exam season by one of my favourite contemporary composers:

And listen to the album if you need something longer:



My future reaction to BeyoncĂ©’s album…when it is finally released…!!! (Photo courtesy of my friend M-dawg.)

Business first! A fun how-to piece I wrote on sneaking out of the house was published on Rookie last week. You can read it here

Really been getting stressed out recently because FINALS ARE SO CLOSE??? My first is on April 14, which is incidentally the born day of one of my friends. He has a final that day too, which makes for a fun birthday “present” for him. Happy nineteenth!!! Here’s your pain and suffering, a.k.a. Finals X Finals.

I have an essay on Gillian Flynn’s Gone Girl due for my English pop culture class next week, and I’m feeling some mayyyjor anxiety from that. Agggggh. 

And I recently discovered I’m allergic to all types of nuts. 

That’s all for now. I’ll be back after I’m done my slew of final exams in a couple weeks. Okay, bye! I heart you. 

ADDENDUM: I accidentally poured some of my Booster Juice Strawberry Sunshine smoothie on my head. How can anyone ball so hard, I ask you?