Okay now I’m bored. I go one day stuck in the house with nothing to do and no one to see because my friends are all either sick or hiding away from exposure to sunlight because of their wisdom teeth removal or out of town or still sleeping even though it’s the middle of the day and I feel like I’m already going stir-crazy.
Still living off of lentil soup, by the way. I’m in hella big trouble if they find out Amy’s soup cans have some freaky-deaky shit in ’em, cuz I’ve ingested so many of those cans’ contents that I’m 87.9% sure at least two-thirds of my bodily fluids are actually varieties of Amy’s canned organic vegan gluten-free lentil soup. (In case you were wondering I don’t eat it because of all the health benefits—those are just added bonuses—it’s just a FANTASTIC SOUP HOW HAVE MORE PEOPLE NOT REALIZED THIS OH MY GOD.)
I have like a week until my spring classes start and I have to be ~productive~ and ~not a huge slob~ again, so I have seven-ish days to immerse myself in the comedic genius of Brooklyn Nine-Nine and wear gross outfit combinations around my house. Today’s selection: