I am now a card-carrying member of the Adult Population of Alberta, Canada. And I also have to/am able to vote in the upcoming election. And I can buy my own alcohol, but I don’t really want or need to. Fun fact: I’ve never had any alcoholic beverages in my life. The more you know!
As an inadvertent surprise birthday present launched at yours truly, I got an email from the lovely ladies over at the online zine Pop Culture Puke notifying me that the article I’d sent over to them had been published. You can read said article, which is about the Internet and all its gloriously invaluable pointlessness, here.
Now I am off to gorge myself on barbecued Korean food and Dairy Queen ice cream cake. Stay tuned for more riveting tales à la That Time My Dad Broke A Knife Trying To Cut Last Year’s Ice Cream Cake and When Your Family Judges Your Chopstick Technique At The Dinner Table.
Update: Here’s the famed cake I selected for the honor of being eaten ceremoniously by a bunch of Asians: