My friend sent me a Snap with a funny-ass caption, and though I can’t remember what he said verbatim, I know it involved twerking. This realization led me to possibly my greatest and cleverest witticism (I don’t know if that’s an actual word, but I don’t really care) yet: “Workin’ hard? More like TWERKIN’ HARD.”
Please, hold your applause.
…I’ll see myself out.