kitty on fleek

Fun fact about me: I tend to notice people’s jaw lines and eyebrows when I first meet them. None of that other stuff people typically notice, like eyes or hair or whatever it is that stands out to normal people—just jaws and eyebrows. I dunno why. I think I just have a weird preoccupation with sharp jaws and perfect eyebrows. The jaw thing is just something that developed naturally, but my mom once made a comment about my eyebrows and that’s why I notice them so much now. Also, I accidentally plucked out half my eyebrows a couple years ago…which might be another contributing factor to my weird eyebrow fixation. Who knows?

I saw a video once that related to so-called eyebrow game. I went Internet trawling to find it again because it was just so hilarious—I’m pretty sure I started crying while watching it for the first time. This is random, you say. Why is she talking about this? Because it’s comical and watching that video will probably give you cramps from laughing so hard and nobody knows who I am here so I can say what I want without any real fear of judgement. Pickles.

The title is from some lyrics off a song on Nicki Minaj’s new album, The Pinkprint. I really want to get it on iTunes, but I’m out of gift cards for the moment. Someday, though. Someday.


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